Germantown Woman Hits Head and Dies After Getting Feet Tangled in Husband’s Dirty Underpants

This was nearly a headline in my local newspaper this morning. Talk about going out with a bang! I am forever chastising my husband for leaving his dirty clothes on the floor at the foot of our bed, and last night I had a rude awakening from my half-slumber as I got tripped up in his skivvies on my way to the bathroom in the middle of the night.

Dirty clothes on the floor is just one of the many hazards I have faced in our seemingly-innocuous three-story suburban household. A barefoot stroll across the living room can feel like walking on broken glass because of all the stray Legos, and one misplaced BoysLife or American Girl magazine on the stairs makes a heck of a slip-and-slide.

So in the interest of home safety, I’ve set up a small basket on each set of stairs in our house and do regular sweeps throughout the day to keep the floor clear. It only takes a few seconds, and anything that isn’t in current use  but belongs on a different level of the house gets tossed into the appropriate upstairs or downstairs basket. You’d be amazed at how much neater a room looks with a clutter-free floor. The kids need occasional reminders to empty the baskets and put things back in their proper place, but I find that they are fairly good about it.

So if you want to cut down on trips to the ER and save your vacuum cleaner, give this a try and save your 15 minutes of fame for something a little less fatal.

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3 thoughts on “Germantown Woman Hits Head and Dies After Getting Feet Tangled in Husband’s Dirty Underpants

  1. That is too funny!!!!! Sorry Valerie, don’t mean to laugh at your expense, but laughter IS good for the soul! 🙂 And as for the post from Rodboliver, I’m on to you…I know EXACTLY who you are, you haven’t fooled any of us, Dad!

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